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Gank Me! updates on the first of the month with wips, sur­prises, side quests and more spaced on ran­dom days. Keep check­ing back for more! Blue on Blue updates ran­domly when­ever a page is done

CURRENT UPDATE: 09/01/10 Gank Me Issue 5 pg 01: (thumb­nail and archive links below).

GANK ME is an ADULT comic mean­ing that if you’re under 18 or don’t want to view adult mate­r­ial you need to leave.

If you just want point­less sex start­ing at page 7 then view JOYRIDE, or check out theSide Quest extra comics.
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Gank Me! Issue 5 page 1 and cover! Issue 5 is going to be short, about 5 pages, that answers the press­ing ques­tion of why Swan returned to Al. Yes is page doesn’t have any hard­core fuck­ing on it (That starts on page 2) but Joyride 8 does and that will be up by the 15th of Sep­tem­ber! Link to the first page is below the cut

Tagged, bagged, and pwned

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…or treat­ing you after­wards, or fix­ing your sta­tion, or stand­ing any­where near you in a dark alley…need I go on. They’re really nice, hon­est, just a lit­tle jagged after a long shift . Ah Secu­rity Chief  Howlader and your smarmy brother, Chief Engi­neer (and bio-cybernetic upgrade whore) Ter­vok: why so seri­ous? Find out when this comic comes out!

Yes work­ing on my scifi comic on the side. Some­times I need a break from goofy car­toon elf sex to stretch my limbs with some­thing more seri­ous (well not really) and detailed. Don’t worry Blue on Blue will have lots of hawt hawt sex but will also be able to be read pron scene free for the faint of heart. Haven’t decided if these bas­tards will be super sexy or super scary in a pron scene but we’ll see; I have a soft spot for blue skinned* studs (And hor­ror porn)  what can I say. (more…)

Drew the end­ing for issue 4 like last year early and then the comic kind of took on a life of its own until now. I found the old inks for the orig­i­nal lay­ing around while clear­ing up some disk space and thought you four folks would like to see it. Spe­cial old pic for spe­cial read­ers I say! So yes, here Al real­izes Swan’s hor­ri­ble secret: she snores like a jack ham­mer and drools in her sleep. Mean­while Moondai and Resi have failed to keep watch. Good job guys, not like the enemy is hang­ing out nearby or any­thing so no prob­lems there.

How­ever, since this was drawn some­one com­mis­sioned me to answer the ques­tion of why would Swan return to Al because hon­estly there’s no really good rea­son to track the guy down. Sure he was a good lay but there’s other lays that are less likely to be unhealthy and prob­a­bly closer by. And why not just stab the guy in the back like rogues typ­i­cally do? Cer­tainly just going about her busi­ness, spend­ing all his money she got and pwn­ing other guys for their gear would make more sense wouldn’t it? So issue 5 answers that ques­tion in bru­tal detail.

THere’s one other lost panel that I saved that I“ll post later in the week for you guys since I think it’s sort of funny. Full sized pic under the cut

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Free iphone paper for the three of you who still read! Built off of one of the old dona­tor papers from last year. I’ll have more pre­views of what’s going on while I work on it for any­body who cares. Also new updates in the gallery (vir­gin comic page, a cou­ple sketches, other good­ies for peo­ple who look) Click MORE for your papers!
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Every so often I’ll be offer­ing up a wall­pa­per (for both your com­puter and your trust ipod/iphone) for peo­ple who donate $5 to help keep me draw­ing. The wall­pa­per of the month will be offered on the side­bar and usu­ally it will have a “Clean” ver­sion and a “Juicy” ver­sion (if applic­a­ble any­way) and you get access to both. Here’s how it works:

1. Decide to Donate
2. Click the Wall­pa­per thumb­nail to donate $5
3. Once I get the email from pay­pal I will email you the link, user, and pass­word to Al’s Lock­box. Make sure you copy and paste the pass!
4. Log in, down­load the wall­pa­pers you want, and log out
5. The pass­word for the Lock­box will change ran­domly so I ask you not to ran­domly post it about or give it away, same with the wall­pa­per! YOU PAID FOR IT! KEEP IT TO YOURSELF!

Girls of Sum­mer paper

You get three ver­sions of the Kalim­dor Gurls booty bay paper and 6 iphone/ipod wall­pa­pers that you can hope­fully use on your droid to. Just load them into your images when you sync and do it like you nor­mally do.

So here comes the end of issue 4! Its been a stu­pid ride with lots more downs than ups but at last this one is wrapped up and the next one is get­ting ready for launch.

Missed the rest of the issue? Read it HERE

Well writ­ten tale of bat­tle­grounds by my good buddy Vit­a­min W of Swan actu­ally not suck­ing the bat­tle­grounds (As she only does when he runs her). Enjoy the show!

TAG: not porn but funny

Swan buried her dag­ger deep in the last orc’s back, then grabbed the hilt and kicked him for­ward off of it, dead, then instinc­tively faded
into the shad­ows. There. Now their con­voy could carry the Horde flag safely into the tun­nel and win these stu­pid lit­tle wargames their
Warchief had set up in lieu of a REAL bat­tle, and she could.… wait.

Look­ing across the Gulch, she saw some blond, blood elf trol­lop hunter dash­ing with their own blue flag. She jumped and did a lit­tle
pirou­ette as she ran into their own tun­nel, com­pletely unop­posed by any of the mer­ce­nar­ies the Grand Alliance had hired to fight this
lit­tle proxy war. The pay was ok for some­one in between jobs like she was, but it didn’t
exactly lure the most élite free­lance tal­ent in the land.

“Come on guys! I can’t be every­where!” she yelled, not tak­ing into
account that she was now an invis­i­ble, dis­em­bod­ied voice com­ing from
a low lau­relthorn bush. “Let’s go kill that elf and get the flag
back.” She put two fin­gers to her lips and gave a shrill whis­tle. Her
faith­ful win­ter­saber proved that occa­sion­ally a cat actu­ally will
come when called, deftly swung a leg over and was rid­ing full speed
towards the makeshift orcish lum­ber mill/fortress thing.

To her amaze­ment, a hand­ful of mer­ce­nar­ies actu­ally fol­lowed her
rather than run­ning around lost, as was the ten­dency for the “tal­ent“
hired into these bat­tles. She had been assigned to a pla­toon of
mer­ce­nar­ies who, like her­self, weren’t quite ready to make the trip to
Out­lands. Still, it wasn’t her fault she hadn’t got­ten around to the
mil­i­tary train­ing like dag­ger­play and dodg­ing and fly­ing. There were
just so many pretty side quests to try out on the way… some of them
sin’dorei…

She looked over her shoul­der and saw a rugged my not entirely
unhand­some night elf war­rior on another saber, and a scrappy dwarvish
hunter on one of those goat things. Since she had rid­den off first,
they appeared to think she was the leader or some­thing. She blushed
at that thought. I just want to stab peo­ple and get paid! she
thought. But appar­ently the diplo­mats argu­ing the Ashen­vale issue got
more favor­able terms in the ongo­ing lum­ber nego­ti­a­tions if their side
won more in these war games. some­thing about the same bat­tle savvy
apply­ing to a real war should one break out, while spar­ing both sides
the actual sol­diers for an Alterac-sized con­flict while Northrend
loomed large. The bot­tom line was they all got bet­ter ben­e­fits if
they won. They’d win more if some­one would lead, or at least fake it
a lit­tle bit.

“So, uh, we go in as a team, find that elf wench, and kill her together.”

“Yup.”

“Right.”

So far so good.

They dis­mounted and ran into the cen­ter of the enemy court­yard. Nothing.

Where?! They had to be around somewhere.

Swan scanned the area with keen elvish eyes and saw a flut­ter of move­ment. “The roof! They’re on the roof!”

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Next page. One more page left until lis­sue 4 is over!

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Issue 4 page 37

Rest of the comic under the cut
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