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So here comes the end of issue 4! Its been a stu­pid ride with lots more downs than ups but at last this one is wrapped up and the next one is get­ting ready for launch.

Missed the rest of the issue? Read it HERE

Well writ­ten tale of bat­tle­grounds by my good buddy Vit­a­min W of Swan actu­ally not suck­ing the bat­tle­grounds (As she only does when he runs her). Enjoy the show!

TAG: not porn but funny

Swan buried her dag­ger deep in the last orc’s back, then grabbed the hilt and kicked him for­ward off of it, dead, then instinc­tively faded
into the shad­ows. There. Now their con­voy could carry the Horde flag safely into the tun­nel and win these stu­pid lit­tle wargames their
Warchief had set up in lieu of a REAL bat­tle, and she could.… wait.

Look­ing across the Gulch, she saw some blond, blood elf trol­lop hunter dash­ing with their own blue flag. She jumped and did a lit­tle
pirou­ette as she ran into their own tun­nel, com­pletely unop­posed by any of the mer­ce­nar­ies the Grand Alliance had hired to fight this
lit­tle proxy war. The pay was ok for some­one in between jobs like she was, but it didn’t
exactly lure the most élite free­lance tal­ent in the land.

“Come on guys! I can’t be every­where!” she yelled, not tak­ing into
account that she was now an invis­i­ble, dis­em­bod­ied voice com­ing from
a low lau­relthorn bush. “Let’s go kill that elf and get the flag
back.” She put two fin­gers to her lips and gave a shrill whis­tle. Her
faith­ful win­ter­saber proved that occa­sion­ally a cat actu­ally will
come when called, deftly swung a leg over and was rid­ing full speed
towards the makeshift orcish lum­ber mill/fortress thing.

To her amaze­ment, a hand­ful of mer­ce­nar­ies actu­ally fol­lowed her
rather than run­ning around lost, as was the ten­dency for the “tal­ent“
hired into these bat­tles. She had been assigned to a pla­toon of
mer­ce­nar­ies who, like her­self, weren’t quite ready to make the trip to
Out­lands. Still, it wasn’t her fault she hadn’t got­ten around to the
mil­i­tary train­ing like dag­ger­play and dodg­ing and fly­ing. There were
just so many pretty side quests to try out on the way… some of them
sin’dorei…

She looked over her shoul­der and saw a rugged my not entirely
unhand­some night elf war­rior on another saber, and a scrappy dwarvish
hunter on one of those goat things. Since she had rid­den off first,
they appeared to think she was the leader or some­thing. She blushed
at that thought. I just want to stab peo­ple and get paid! she
thought. But appar­ently the diplo­mats argu­ing the Ashen­vale issue got
more favor­able terms in the ongo­ing lum­ber nego­ti­a­tions if their side
won more in these war games. some­thing about the same bat­tle savvy
apply­ing to a real war should one break out, while spar­ing both sides
the actual sol­diers for an Alterac-sized con­flict while Northrend
loomed large. The bot­tom line was they all got bet­ter ben­e­fits if
they won. They’d win more if some­one would lead, or at least fake it
a lit­tle bit.

“So, uh, we go in as a team, find that elf wench, and kill her together.”

“Yup.”

“Right.”

So far so good.

They dis­mounted and ran into the cen­ter of the enemy court­yard. Nothing.

Where?! They had to be around somewhere.

Swan scanned the area with keen elvish eyes and saw a flut­ter of move­ment. “The roof! They’re on the roof!”

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Are you happy to see me or..oh wait, a big boat needs to get by. False alarm!

Pro­tes­tors in Rus­sia paint “a giant glit­ter­ing phal­lus” on a bridge. I like how they think.

Super Sexy CPR from Super Sexy CPR on Vimeo.

Here’s lookin at all you pug heal­ers in bat­tle­grounds: some­times a rogue or a huntard has to know how to revive a fallen team­mate too…make it sexy now.

Yeah, I’m gonna see it. Because 1) I’m a nerd and 2) Evan Stone makes any porn movie very watch­able (hey he can actu­ally act; what do you expect from an ex drama geek? Bigdick­bas­tard was in Jesus Christ Super Star! Try and get THAT image out of your head now hahahahah!)

Despite the chaos.…

Despite the chaos and total hell unleashed in my life this week (burned eye, car broke down and needed 500 bucks worth of repairs, cen­tral air in house broke down, lawn died, two exams to study for and take, mas­sive health­care bills for said eye…and hus­band lost his job all in about 72 hours) pages 34 and 34b will release on April 1st!!

Hey may not have the hottest art but I do what I say I do dammit! And yes that’s sketched on the back of mus­cle con­trac­tion notes

Ceil­ing Suc­cubus saw what you did there

April will have two comics com­ing out: page 34 and pg 35. 34 won’t be in color as it’s mostly an explaina­tion into page 35…come on its goofy. Roll with it. So be ready on April 1st for some wall­pa­per, comic page and then the big color page in the mid­dle of the month..or maybe both on the 1st. Its a surprise!

I’ll prob­a­bly start get­ting sto­ries cleaned up and reposted over here and giv­ing more posts. Have to keep the views up as they cer­tainly have tanked lately

Update: thanks for all the nice com­ments! I now how binoc­u­lar vision again; things are a bit blurry when there’s a lot of light but at least I’m able to get around with­out a big ice pack on half my face!

Issue 4 page 32 in both Vir­gin and Texted editions

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Issue 4 page 29 in both Vir­gin and Texted edi­tions

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For the few of you who still read this comic, here’s a reward for stick­ing here all this time. Have a free Brewfest paper!