Gank Me Issue 4 pg 39
1 Aug
So here comes the end of issue 4! Its been a stupid ride with lots more downs than ups but at last this one is wrapped up and the next one is getting ready for launch.
Missed the rest of the issue? Read it HERE
1 Aug
So here comes the end of issue 4! Its been a stupid ride with lots more downs than ups but at last this one is wrapped up and the next one is getting ready for launch.
Missed the rest of the issue? Read it HERE
20 Jul
Well written tale of battlegrounds by my good buddy Vitamin W of Swan actually not sucking the battlegrounds (As she only does when he runs her). Enjoy the show!
TAG: not porn but funny
Swan buried her dagger deep in the last orc’s back, then grabbed the hilt and kicked him forward off of it, dead, then instinctively faded
into the shadows. There. Now their convoy could carry the Horde flag safely into the tunnel and win these stupid little wargames their
Warchief had set up in lieu of a REAL battle, and she could.… wait.
Looking across the Gulch, she saw some blond, blood elf trollop hunter dashing with their own blue flag. She jumped and did a little
pirouette as she ran into their own tunnel, completely unopposed by any of the mercenaries the Grand Alliance had hired to fight this
little proxy war. The pay was ok for someone in between jobs like she was, but it didn’t
exactly lure the most élite freelance talent in the land.
“Come on guys! I can’t be everywhere!” she yelled, not taking into
account that she was now an invisible, disembodied voice coming from
a low laurelthorn bush. “Let’s go kill that elf and get the flag
back.” She put two fingers to her lips and gave a shrill whistle. Her
faithful wintersaber proved that occasionally a cat actually will
come when called, deftly swung a leg over and was riding full speed
towards the makeshift orcish lumber mill/fortress thing.
To her amazement, a handful of mercenaries actually followed her
rather than running around lost, as was the tendency for the “talent“
hired into these battles. She had been assigned to a platoon of
mercenaries who, like herself, weren’t quite ready to make the trip to
Outlands. Still, it wasn’t her fault she hadn’t gotten around to the
military training like daggerplay and dodging and flying. There were
just so many pretty side quests to try out on the way… some of them
sin’dorei…
She looked over her shoulder and saw a rugged my not entirely
unhandsome night elf warrior on another saber, and a scrappy dwarvish
hunter on one of those goat things. Since she had ridden off first,
they appeared to think she was the leader or something. She blushed
at that thought. I just want to stab people and get paid! she
thought. But apparently the diplomats arguing the Ashenvale issue got
more favorable terms in the ongoing lumber negotiations if their side
won more in these war games. something about the same battle savvy
applying to a real war should one break out, while sparing both sides
the actual soldiers for an Alterac-sized conflict while Northrend
loomed large. The bottom line was they all got better benefits if
they won. They’d win more if someone would lead, or at least fake it
a little bit.
“So, uh, we go in as a team, find that elf wench, and kill her together.”
“Yup.”
“Right.”
So far so good.
They dismounted and ran into the center of the enemy courtyard. Nothing.
Where?! They had to be around somewhere.
Swan scanned the area with keen elvish eyes and saw a flutter of movement. “The roof! They’re on the roof!”
17 Jun
Protestors in Russia paint “a giant glittering phallus” on a bridge. I like how they think.
3 Jun
Super Sexy CPR from Super Sexy CPR on Vimeo.
Here’s lookin at all you pug healers in battlegrounds: sometimes a rogue or a huntard has to know how to revive a fallen teammate too…make it sexy now.
22 May
Yeah, I’m gonna see it. Because 1) I’m a nerd and 2) Evan Stone makes any porn movie very watchable (hey he can actually act; what do you expect from an ex drama geek? Bigdickbastard was in Jesus Christ Super Star! Try and get THAT image out of your head now hahahahah!)
23 Mar
Despite the chaos and total hell unleashed in my life this week (burned eye, car broke down and needed 500 bucks worth of repairs, central air in house broke down, lawn died, two exams to study for and take, massive healthcare bills for said eye…and husband lost his job all in about 72 hours) pages 34 and 34b will release on April 1st!!
Hey may not have the hottest art but I do what I say I do dammit! And yes that’s sketched on the back of muscle contraction notes
19 Mar
April will have two comics coming out: page 34 and pg 35. 34 won’t be in color as it’s mostly an explaination into page 35…come on its goofy. Roll with it. So be ready on April 1st for some wallpaper, comic page and then the big color page in the middle of the month..or maybe both on the 1st. Its a surprise!
I’ll probably start getting stories cleaned up and reposted over here and giving more posts. Have to keep the views up as they certainly have tanked lately
Update: thanks for all the nice comments! I now how binocular vision again; things are a bit blurry when there’s a lot of light but at least I’m able to get around without a big ice pack on half my face!
9 Dec
Issue 4 page 29 in both Virgin and Texted editions

Rest of the comic under the cut
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